It's Better When It's Duct Tape

What brilliant idea is Emily going to come up with now? I know! Let's all wear duct tape ensembles to a stake dance! That way when my bootie pops too much and the duct tape falls off the back (yeah, it really did happen) I know that I need to turn my swag down some. I mean, for a girl that could camouflage herself buttnaked in a bed of snow, I have amazing swag (just kidding, I don't) (yeah I do) (no I don't). I just dance as if i'm the only person in the world, and together Emily and I enter that phase of dancing in which you might want to avert your eyes. It's intense. Picture TIME!

That..... would be my dad

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